(Source: teensonacid)
my favorite loyal customers at work:
- anime mom: middle aged woman who always comes in wearing either a bleach hoodie or tshirt
- punk dad: middle aged dude who wears a hoodie hand embroidered with basically every 80s punk band logo ever, legitimately awesome
- marilyn: consistently wears head to toe denim including a denim bucket hat, also sometimes includes fringe, only lets you put three things in a bag at most and wants everything triple bagged, i know her real name because we had a class together i love community college. not actually my favorite customer.
- godsmack lady: always wearing a different godsmack tour tshirt
to be continued
i need to let y’all know that today godsmack lady was wearing a tshirt that said WHEN I SAY NICKEL YOU SAY BACK
serious inquiry
who wants to go sit in the nosebleed seats at madison square garden to see leonard cohen with me in december?
“i want to eat everything salty, everything all of it. wait doesn’t this mean something”
an hour later
“wow i really wanna listen to new order”
an hour later
yup, i have my period
so predictable it hurts
