whenever i bring people to the shitty dirty boardwalk where i spent a good chunk of my childhood, i feel they have a better understanding of what I’m About
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
This is still one of my favorite jokes and I crack up every time I think about it.
I made a thing and put it in a thing. here’s a shitty video of it.
all hail america’s cutest
nina is a true inspiration, a true wonder, a true love
|Song: False Jesii Part 2|
|Artist: Pissed Jeans|
|Album: King of Jeans|
False Jesii Part 2 - Pissed Jeans
I could put on a tight black shirt, but I don’t bother
I could hit the gym so it looks real nice, but I don’t bother
I could tell a joke and make the whole room laugh, but I don’t bother
I could show up with the coldest six pack, but I don’t bother
No to everything