Tawny: "my life from here on out is the LORD, my wife, and my country!!!!! For me these are the only things worth living and dying for!" Goddamn you, Spencer Pratt.
Leah: I hope he gets impaled on the American flag in the pulpit while his wife is watching.
PLAYLIST I JUST MADE.
I’m proud of it. It’s pretty much all of my favorite songs. 1. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Timorous Me 2. the Replacements - Alex Chilton 3. the Weakerthans - Wellington’s Wednesdays 4. Paul Baribeau - Never Get to Know 5. the Ergs! - Your Cheated Heart 6. the Dopamines - Easy Living 7. Andrew Jackson Jihad - Lady Killer 8. When I Was 12 - Explicit Content 9. Vivian...
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and...– Woody Allen (via 24freedinners)
Why? - Whispers into the Other
THE MERMAID PROBLEM →
Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Lawrence Arms - 45. Good Luck - 43. Laura Stevenson and The Cans - 40. http://bit.ly/1zarLS
“WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE A PIZZA HUT SERVER?” I don’t, I just need money to go to the Fest. Sorry.
It’s that time again. Nothing but Sailor Moon will be watched this evening.
At my age I should not have this much teen angst.
Pedobear Plush. Yes really. →
Lucero doesn’t have the same effect if you’re not sad. I’m not really sure if this is awesome or not.
#helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
I WANT A DELICIOUS RITA’S GELATI. MAKE THIS POSSIBLE, SOMEONE.
Just got back from the dentist. It was bad news. SO MUCH BLOOD.
RT @drewtoothpaste Atsturbator. n. A Twitter user who predominantly uses the service to post @ messages.
http://bit.ly/ZqmLV - Greatest use of my time, ever
OH MY GOODNESS THE NEW REGINA SPEKTOR ALBUM. THERE ARE NO WORDS.
http://bit.ly/WGHeu - In this video is every reason why I am filled with so much rage on a daily basis.
I hate my dog and it’s barking. I’m not sure if that’s the correct use of an apostrophe.
I’ve added Tweekly.fm. Tweets weekly stats from #lastfm. http://bit.ly/tweeklyfm
One thing that would drastically improve my current quality of life: more dresses.
Certain songs, they get so scratched into our souls.– The Hold Steady
somekindahell: Baby rape.
Abandoned Theaters →
This is really haunting to me for some reason.
Watching the Simpsons, @LoisPennycandy is beaming with pride.
Love is the answer to a question that I have forgotten and I know I’ve...– Regina Spektor
HEY GUISE GUESS WHO HAS “ROCK STAR” ON REPEAT? WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL, IN OLYMPPPIIIIAAAAAAAA.
♥ Rock Star by Hole #lastfm: http://bit.ly/nbnvZ amazon: http://bit.ly/YuRlK
I just devoured pastina like no other. Being Italian is awesome when you’re really hungry.
And I was doing so well for myself too. Oh well.
You’re really the only one who reads this. I should just make every post about you, really.
Lemuria - Trivial Greek Mythology
http://bit.ly/4eWN83 - SO PLEASED THAT THIS EXISTS