Cake-related PSA

gotitatversayce:

You guys, red velvet cake is just chocolate cake with a boatload of red food coloring in it. It’s really not that difficult to comprehend. I don’t understand why the world collectively freaks out over it. Just go eat some chocolate cake. Good grief.

Carry on.

the world needs to know

1 year ago
72 notes
#cake #chocolate cake #the more you know #red velvet cake  
  1. xmasandribena reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
    plus chocolate cake doesn’t usually have that kind of frosting, and red food just tastes better.
  2. oheyitskt reblogged this from hamburgerjack
  3. aboyscoutandabrownie reblogged this from cabell and added:
    It also has a very distinctive texture. Like, I know it’s red-dyed chocolate cake; I’ve made it before. But there’s...
  4. hamburgerjack reblogged this from sourcedumal and added:
    Yeah, it’s not chocolate cake. If it was, it’d be nasty. Cause I don’t fucking like chocolate cake.
  5. scientia-rex reblogged this from cabell and added:
    If you want to read about it, the America’s Test Kitchen cookbook has explanations before most of the recipes in it....
  6. bilt2tumble reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    appealing because it’s...remains of our fallen foes
  7. koalasloverain reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    the person up there talking about the buttermilk is right. If you just make me a red chocolate cake, and there is no...
  8. sickelgaita reblogged this from genderbitch
  9. nanner reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    Fuck you, because proper Red Velvet has fucking buttermilk in it. And sour cream is you know what you’re doing. Back off...
  10. goldenheartedrose reblogged this from bittergrapes and added:
    ^^ Yep. It’s the frosting that makes it.
  11. glossylalia reblogged this from sourcedumal and added:
    What OP described is pure lies. Somebody told you wrong. Red Velvet is Red Velvet. The ultimate holiday cake. And never...
  12. chels-e-lately reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    Yeah, it definitely doesn’t have enough cocoa powder to be considered chocolate cake and I wouldn’t use buttermilk or...
  13. sourcedumal reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
    Man, don’t be hatin on my red velvet cake. It ain’t chocolate cake. It. Just. Ain’t.
  14. sugaredvenom reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
    Paula Deen’s favourite cake is blue velvet!
  15. bittergrapes reblogged this from genderbitch and added:
    Red velvet cake usually comes with cream cheese frosting. Chocolate cake does not. Boom.
  16. genderbitch reblogged this from sugaredvenom and added:
    Maybe I just want my chocolate cake to be red, ever think of that? :o
  17. kinetic-earth reblogged this from cabell and added:
    ummm let’s not forget...cream cheese icing, as well. That’s part
  18. rarishes reblogged this from brogigay0 and added:
    Why the hell do so many people hate on red velvet cake. It’s red cake okay. Enjoy the novelty. Shut up.
  19. cabell reblogged this from snack-tray and added:
    This is is how red velvet cake is frequently made now, but actually, it used to use only a small amount of cocoa powder...
  20. katedanley reblogged this from snack-tray and added:
    Red velvet is merely a conveyance device for cream cheese frosting.
  21. doyourwardance reblogged this from ellenbee and added:
    THANK YOU.
  22. brogigay0 reblogged this from dippyface and added:
    even if it was just chocolate cake who CARES everybody lost their shit over green ketchup
  23. snack-tray reblogged this from ellenbee and added:
    this explains why i don’t like it.
  24. oppatitties reblogged this from theterriblefriendzone and added:
    Nonono, don’t ever compare chocolate to red velvet. Red velvet has very little chocolate in it, and I don’t like it too...
  25. dippyface reblogged this from theterriblefriendzone
  26. theterriblefriendzone reblogged this from sgxyz and added:
    AND some people make it without chocolate at all, or even without that much red! also the original red velvet cake was...
  27. sgxyz reblogged this from tawny and added:
    But it also has vanilla extract, which hugely contributes to the flavour and isn’t used in normal chocolate cake, and...
  28. s-plum reblogged this from sammijawsome and added:
    Red Velvet cake has a bit more of a sharp/tangy taste...because the batter is
  29. ellenbee reblogged this from huskerdont and added:
    EXCUSE ME WELCOME TO MY BIG PET PEEVE
  30. sammijawsome reblogged this from notmetaphoric and added:
    I knew this from making it and I still really don’t care. If I knew more about food and aesthetics I would say something...
  31. huskerdont reblogged this from notmetaphoric and added:
    Yup.